JOKE OF THE DAY, CANT STOP LAUGHING


The whole Facebook is like a small village.
Those who get few “Likes” are the poor, and Those who get more “Likes” are the
rich.
Those who can’t post without tagging people are the ndi Oso Ahia πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
Then all those who are posting half naked pictures of their bodies are the
prostitutes of the village.
Those opposing ur post are the village elders
Those who admire u without letting u know re your spiritual husband
Those that wee goan tell ur boo/relative abt ur post are the village gossipers
Those that use the phrase “shift lemme faint” re the village drunkards
Those who complain alot about your pictures and posts are king n queen of the
village
Those that will go to the ladies inbox n b asking them for numbers are the village
bad boys
Those who can’t post without adding smiley
( like πŸ˜•) r d village ritualists
Those who collects your picture with out your permission, are the village wicked
elders.
Those who always say “hmmmm” “lol” “lmao” “lwkmd” are the spiritual wives and
children
Those that only reads people’s comment without commenting or liking are the
deaf and dumbs
Those that correct people’s English are the village teachers
iffu try shit de send u out of their lisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
*happy new week*
*itemize cares*

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